Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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