No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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