What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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