seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
