Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dignity is for republicans.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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