lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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