it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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