Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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