you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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