i don't like sucking hair
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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