i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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