you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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