The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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