I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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