That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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