There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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