Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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