There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I enjoy the company of your penis
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