yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
We just shotgunned beers for America
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
