CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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