I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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