Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
