Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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