Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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