sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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