I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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