Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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