No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize