turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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