At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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