I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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