I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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