I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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