You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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