Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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