I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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