R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Buhtt sex?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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