Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Bang-toberfest begins!!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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