I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
