You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
