I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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