This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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