u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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