I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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