wakey wakey hands off snakey
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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