the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Randomize
