I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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