I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize