doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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