Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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