You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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