i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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