come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
The air taste purple.
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