I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
where are my eyebrows?
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