I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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