we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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