belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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